Warren Pilferers [Lorwyn] Vivien Set: Worldwake Type: Creature —

Set: Worldwake Type: Creature — Elemental Rarity: Mythic Cost: {5}{G}{G} When Avenger of Zendikar enters the battlefield

Best win condition

Set: Ravnica: Clue Edition Type: Sorcery Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W} Put target creature into its owner's library second from the top

Set: Modern Masters 2015 Type: Land Rarity: Uncommon Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield tapped

Maybe it'll go away

Warren Pilferers [Lorwyn] Vivien Set: Worldwake Type: Creature —Set: Lorwyn Type: Creature Goblin Rogue Rarity: Common Cost: {4}{B} When Warren Pilferers enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If that card is a Goblin card, Warren Pilferers gains haste until end of turn. "What do they need all this stuff for? They're dead. We're alive. Simple enough."