Ow [Unglued] Commander 2011 Set: The Lost Caverns of

Set: The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander Type: Creature — Merfolk Druid Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{G} Merfolk and Druid cards in your graveyard have retrace

{T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with trample

Set: Ravnica Allegiance Guild Kit Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Common Cost: {B/R} ({B/R} can be paid with either {B} or {R}

An opponent chooses a nonland card exiled this way

"Hold tight

Ow [Unglued] Commander 2011 Set: The Lost Caverns ofSet: Unglued Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {B} Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them. Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?